We Like It Hard and Deep

If the profile picture didn't already tip you off, this book club isn't for fun. It's for reading books that make us feel like we're smarter than everyone else and then share our opinions with other intellectuals who don't feel like they belong anywhere and are so misunderstood.

I made this book club for YOU, the genius unique lone wolf who searched among the book club descriptions and, tired of all the New York Times Bestseller #1 drivel of the hoi polloi, felt that vacuous hunger in your soul widen even more.

Don't worry. In this club, we like it hard and deep. And we'll fill that hole.

David Foster Wallace, Thomas Pynchon, Albert Camus, Alexander Dumas, William Shakespeare, Marcel Proust, Charles Dickens -- are they white and a man? THEN HELL YEAH WE WILL READ THAT BOOK. I'm just kidding, we'll read Isabel Allende, Percival Everett, Haruki Murakami, Virgina Woolf, bell hooks, etc. to fulfill our DEI requirements.

I SPEAK IN JEST. INFINITE JEST. Which we will read first. UNLESS YOU'RE A COWARD. Join now.