Read Between The Wines: Unhinged Book Club 📚

On every dark and fateful Tuesday night, when daylight dies and ordinary life grows intolerable, the members of Read Between the Wines gather like a clandestine order bound by ink, intrigue, and a shared appetite for stories that destabilize the soul. To outsiders, it is merely a book club. To those initiated, it is a weekly descent into haunted mansions, enchanted realms, psychological labyrinths, and murder mysteries that make us triple-check our door locks.

At the helm stands Ashley (Enneagram 4), Unhinged CEO and High Priestess of PowerPoints, summoning agendas no mortal requested with the fervor of one who believes suffering should at least be aesthetically curated. Beside her, Jenna (Enneagram 6) — OG and co-host — fortifies the gathering with loyalty, logistics, and snacks, standing guard like a watchful sentinel against chaos and forgotten RSVPs.

Kati (Enneagram 9), tranquil peace-weaver, arranges charcuterie like sacred offerings meant to prevent civil war.

Alicia (Enneagram 7), radiant seeker of delight, treats every plot twist as a portal to somewhere more interesting.

Jess (Enneagram 2, suspiciously healthy) also helps host, dispensing kindness with the calm authority of someone who actually has her life together (deeply unsettling).

Aly (Enneagram 6) serves as VP of Emotional Damage & Editing, exposing plot holes, catching CEO errors, and ensuring no one escapes accountability unscathed.

Christina (Enneagram 2… who wishes she was a 4) preserves fragile details and emotional continuity like a devoted archivist of the heart.

O Avianna (Enneagram 2) reigns as VP of Literary Delusion & Digital Dominance, curating chaos, maintaining the narrative illusion, and ensuring the outside world never fully understands what happens here.

Alessandra (Enneagram 7) drifts through conversations like a traveler collecting stories for a future legend.

Alison (Enneagram 8) stands like a battle-hardened guardian, prepared to confront any villain, fictional or otherwise.

Belkys (Enneagram 2) loves fiercely but tolls the bedtime hour with merciful finality.

Grandma Lynda, immune to personality typing due to chronic motion and superior life experience, remains the group’s delightful wildcard.

Katie (Enneagram 1), newest member and Alicia’s sweet sister, radiates quiet order-bringing energy that compels everyone to sit up straighter.

Hayley (Enneagram 6) moves through the gathering with steady vigilance, like the heroine who survives because she actually noticed the warning signs.

Jessi (Enneagram 6/9) arrives like a delayed but welcome plot twist, laughter trailing behind her like confetti after chaos.

Heather (Enneagram 6) observes with the calm suspicion of a seasoned detective who trusts no one and is rarely surprised.

Niki (Enneagram 2/7) balances caretaker warmth with mischievous unpredictability, ensuring emotional support never becomes boring.

Together they wander cursed castles, enchanted forests, crime scenes, and the fragile terrain of the human psyche — fortified by wine, snacks, sarcasm, and the unspoken agreement that reality is vastly overrated.

Friendship survives.

Laughter echoes.

And the RSVP deadline looms over all like prophecy.

Enter if you dare.

Bring snacks if you’re wise.

RSVP if you value your peace. n e