The Humans: A Novel

The bestselling, award-winning author of The Midnight Library offers his funniest, most devastating dark comedy yet, a “silly, sad, suspenseful, and soulful” (Philadelphia Inquirer) novel that’s “full of heart” (Entertainment Weekly).

When an extra-terrestrial visitor arrives on Earth, his first impressions of the human species are less than positive. Taking the form of Professor Andrew Martin, a prominent mathematician at Cambridge University, the visitor is eager to complete the gruesome task assigned him and hurry home to his own utopian planet, where everyone is omniscient and immortal.

He is disgusted by the way humans look, what they eat, their capacity for murder and war, and is equally baffled by the concepts of love and family. But as time goes on, he starts to realize there may be more to this strange species than he had thought. Disguised as Martin, he drinks wine, reads poetry, develops an ear for rock music, and a taste for peanut butter. Slowly, unexpectedly, he forges bonds with Martin’s family. He begins to see hope and beauty in the humans’ imperfection, and begins to question the very mission that brought him there.

Praised by The New York Times as a “novelist of great seriousness and talent,” author Matt Haig delivers an unlikely story about human nature and the joy found in the messiness of life on Earth. The Humans is a funny, compulsively readable tale that playfully and movingly explores the ultimate subject—ourselves.

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Published Aug 12, 2014

320 pages

Average rating: 7.4

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Community Reviews

Groundhogcat
Oct 24, 2025
8/10 stars
An alien comes to earth to kill humans who know, or might know, the most improtant mathematical secret of the universe. His musings on humanity (and dogs) and other topics are very witty, profound, and frequently funny. Reminds me of the humor found in "The Hicthiker's Guide to the Galaxy".
Oree
Jun 25, 2025
10/10 stars
I have love all of Matt Haig's books so far and this one also didn't disappoint.
JennyS
Jun 25, 2025
6/10 stars
3.5
AVirosome
Aug 11, 2024
7/10 stars
What starts out as a criticism to humans on earth becomes a story about love and how to survive this mundane life.
anne ducastel
Jan 08, 2026
10/10 stars
I loved everything about this book and wished to read it all over again. It's funny, intelligent, quirky, philosophical, not too long, not too short, inspiring but never giver-of-lessons. Perfect.

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