Definitely NOT A Thing

Smack in the middle of a cascade of unfortunate events, Amelia finds Calvin (derogatory)- cocky, annoying, too-often shirtless, and right next door (bummer).
Sparked by an unfortunate habit of inside thoughts not staying that way (she's working on it!), their petty back-and-forth banter easily- and a little too quickly - slides into something neither of them shake.
Something.
But not like... a thing.
Definitely.