Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

Everyone knows about the immaculate conception and the crucifixion. But what happened to Jesus between the manger and the Sermon on the Mount? In this hilarious and bold novel, the acclaimed Christopher Moore shares the greatest story never told: the life of Christ as seen by his boyhood pal, Biff.

Just what was Jesus doing during the many years that have gone unrecorded in the Bible? Biff was there at his side, and now after two thousand years, he shares those good, bad, ugly, and miraculous times. Screamingly funny, audaciously fresh, Lamb rivals the best of Tom Robbins and Carl Hiaasen, and is sure to please this gifted writer's fans and win him legions more.

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LMahoney
Jan 26, 2024
10/10 stars
so freakin' funny and it was full of heart too. Loved it!
Anonymous
Dec 04, 2023
8/10 stars
I tried a Moore book a while ago and didn't like it at all. I saw this one at the library and with the subtitle of "The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal" I felt I needed to give him another try. So now I'm torn because I really liked this one and really didn't like the other. What to do?

This book is such a great idea. It takes the time that Christ (or Joshua) was a child up until his crucifixion through the eyes of his snarky, sarcastic (Biff invented sarcasm) best friend, Biff. Naturally this is all fiction but it has the stories most people know and were taught as young kids and Moore just kinda filled in the blanks.

Biff sees Josh for the first time when they are 6 with a lizard hanging out of his mouth. He gives the lizard to his little brother who then smashes it with a rock. Josh takes the lizard, puts it back into his mouth and voila! the lizard is alive again. Obviously, Josh has powers but also obviously he's a 6 year old boy. Biff and Josh become instant best friends.

The Gospel according to Biff takes us through Josh's journeys to find out how to be the Messiah. He finds the 3 wise men and spends years learning from from, along with Biff, who really isn't as devout as Josh and keeps falling under the lure of prostitutes and martial arts. Seriously.

As Moore says, "This story is not and never was meant to challenge anyone's faith; however, if one's faith can be shaken by stories in a humorous novel, one may have a bit more praying to do." Go read it.
strwbryfantom
May 04, 2023
10/10 stars
Great gospels!

Leap out of the boat built upon your faith and enjoy allusions to biblical texts while immersing yourself in the real life of Jesus (erm Joshua). Great fun is waiting for you to enjoy.
jeshiltner
May 04, 2023
6/10 stars
I enjoyed the first 2/3 of the book. After Joshua returns to preach, it was like I was rereading the bible, but I LOVED reading what he made up if Joshua's life before that. I'd suggest reading it if you're looking for a fun read.
winterworks
Feb 27, 2023
8/10 stars
Hilarious and irreverent. Fabulous Moore.

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