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Can't Spell Treason Without Tea (Tomes & Tea, 1)

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In the tradition of Legends & Lattes, comes a cozy fantasy steeped in sapphic romance about one of the Queen's private guards and a powerful mage who want to open a bookshop and live happily ever after...if only the world would let them.

All Reyna and Kianthe want is to open a bookshop that serves tea. Worn wooden floors, plants on every table, firelight drifting between the rafters... all complemented by love and good company. Thing is, Reyna works as one of the Queen's private guards, and Kianthe is the most powerful mage in existence. Leaving their lives isn't so easy.

But after an assassin takes Reyna hostage, she decides she's thoroughly done risking her life for a self-centered queen. Meanwhile, Kianthe has been waiting for a chance to flee responsibility-all the better that her girlfriend is on board. Together, they settle in Tawney, a town nestled in the icy tundra near dragon country, and open the shop of their dreams.

What follows is a cozy tale of mishaps, mysteries, and a murderous queen throwing the realm's biggest temper tantrum. In a story brimming with hurt/comfort and quiet fireside conversations, these two women will discover just what they mean to each other... and the world.

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352 pages

Average rating: 6.97

37 RATINGS

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blewballoon
Nov 21, 2024
8/10 stars
If you liked Legends & Lattes, you will probably like this. The story is basically the same, but with a few tweaks. There are two main characters who are already a couple at the start of the book. There are books and tea instead of coffee. There aren't as many magical races of people; it doesn't feel tied to the D&D universe and feels more like a generic fantasy. I loved Legends & Lattes and I'm happy to have more of a good thing, but I did feel like this wasn't quite the same level of quality. I found the prose to be awkward in parts, especially the dialogue, and even the audiobook narrator seemed to struggle with the phrasing despite trying her best. I also got a bit frustrated with how much the narrative had to repeat and over-emphasize things without trusting the reader to interpret for themselves; a case of telling vs showing. In theory this book is full of stuff I really like, I adore cozy settings and good people, and yet I was cynically annoyed sometimes with the book's tone and wasn't properly suspending my disbelief. Maybe I was just cranky?

Content Warnings:
Moderate: Violence, Vomit, Fire/Fire injury, and Injury/Injury detail
Minor: Cursing, Death of parent, and Murder
JT Penguin
Aug 07, 2024
8/10 stars
This book is super cute! I'm invested in the characters and the plots that were introduced but not resolved yet. I need to see where those story lines end. I liked that this had no spice on page and just implied spice off page. The cutest lesbian couple that I just want to be besties with!
LMahoney
Jul 12, 2024
3/10 stars
This book seemed to be everything I want in a book: fantasy, tea room, book shop, dragons, etc. but it fell so flat for me. It almost felt like a fan-fic for Legends and Lattes and not in a good way. It was like oh no the queen is bad. Then that storyline died till the end. Oh no dragons! Then that storyline ended. Bandits! Same thing. I read the whole thing but will not be doing the second book. The last chapter (before the epilogue) was so rushed. I wish this had been better.

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