"Our Verdict: GET IT!" - KIRKUS REVIEWS.

"Gloriously unhinged." - Nina McConigley, author of Cowboys and East Indians, winner of the PEN Open Book Award.

"Hilarious B&B murder mystery with unexpected heart."-BookLife Reviews, Editor's Pick!

"This mystery is cozy like a cup of hot cocoa with a splash of bourbon, and one I'd highly recommend you pick up now!" - Kayleigh Suggett, author of Alibi by Accident.

"This colorful, spiraling whodunit effectively combines suspense with tongue-in-cheek absurdity." - KIRKUS REVIEWS.

"A gift of disability and queer representation." - Sonya Huber, author of Pain Woman Takes Your Keys and Other Essays from a Nervous System.

"In a time when things are tilting toward tyranny, this joyfully neurodivergent book, which celebrates our differences and our intersections, lets you sink into a world you'll be reluctant to leave." -Jordan Rosenfeld, author of Fallout and The Sound of Story.

"Impeccably written, fabulously illustrated, witty, charming, surprising, and wry." - Jena Schwartz, author of Fierce Encouragement.

Autistic, divorced, and chronically ill Maggie Livingston just wants a 5-star review for her new Bed and Breakfast that will save her family's beautiful Victorian home, but her murdered guests and a plague of unexplained accidents keep getting in the way. It doesn't help that Maggie's guests for a high-stakes week of wedding festivities are her old high-school nemeses and there's a sweltering heat wave gripping their touristy mountain town. Or that she still has feelings for her ex-girlfriend Alice, the local game warden who is currently dating one of the wedding party.

To make matters worse, the morning the wedding guests arrive, Maggie's first guest inconveniently dies upstairs while the hotel inspector conducts his final tour. Maggie and her best friends Mia and Sutton stash the body, but the mystery remains, and chaotic mishaps abound. In the wake of food poisoning, a collapsing dock, rogue alligator, and a swarm of bees flying out of a disco ball at the roller-rink, it will be a miracle if Maggie can keep it together until her big payday at the end of the week, pay her mortgage, and save her guests from a murderer.

AUTHOR

Elizabeth Land Quant

F*ck This Murder

F*CK THIS MURDER (F This Murder Book 1)