The Vampire Club (Author Collective)

Meet Andy Barthamoo, proud founder of The Vampire Club at Western Virginia University, where the only thing bloodthirsty is the sarcasm.

Every Tuesday night, Andy and his band of nerdy misfits gather to worship all things fanged and fabulous. But they're not just watching Buffy reruns-they want to become vampires.

So when Andy uncovers a dusty old newspaper article about a real 19th-century vampire buried in Pennsylvania, the club leaps into action. Armed with garlic, silver bullets, and an unhealthy knowledge of Anne Rice novels, they set off on a grave-robbing road trip to revive their new undead BFF.

Unfortunately for them, Dial Toen-the ripped, charming new club member with suspiciously helpful relatives-might have other plans. Because not everyone thinks vampires should rise again.

Get ready for absurd rituals, cringe-worthy romance, pop-culture jabs, and enough academic satire to make even Dracula roll his eyes. The Vampire Club is a smart, fast-paced, irreverent comedy that skewers vampire clichés while delivering laugh-out-loud adventure.

Perfect for fans of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Shaun of the Dead, and anyone who ever secretly wanted to major in Vampire Studies.

WHAT READERS ARE SAYING:

★★★★★ "This is such a funny Audible book! I laughed and giggled, snorted throughout this goofy book. It is so clever with the silly things it has in it that I almost missed some of the things if I wasn't paying attention. The book is sprinkled with the quick wit, and cunning way they eased the witticism in. I loved it and the characters were wonderful, the plot's a hoot! The narrator couldn't have been better for this book. He fit this book perfect and made this book even funnier! He made the voices perfect for each person, even the women. It's not easy to do comedy and he did it so easy! Awesome job!" -Amazon review

★★★★★ "This spoof on vampire fans is so funny... I mean laugh-out-loud funny! Anyone who saw and loved The Lost Boys will appreciate the Corey Haim references (may he rest in peace). You will giggle at the Vu Vlux Vlan and the Vampire Club's single-mindedness to proving that vampires really exist. This is yet another book by J.R. Rain that will leave you anxiously awaiting the next!" -Amazon review

★★★★★ "The story is awesomely funny and original. I really enjoyed the main character's hilarious facts and obsession with vampires and the trek to find one. The combination of humor, romance, and suspense makes this book a favorite of mine. I cannot wait until the next one! J.R. Rain is one of my favorite authors." -Amazon review

★★★★★ "Let me start by saying I have a bias: I just love any story by Mr. Rain. The Vampire Club was a different story concerning vampires. Refreshing. Why didn't they have that class when I was in school -Amazon review

★★★★★ "Vampire humor at it's finest! This is a fun and humorous read that reminded me of why I fell in love with vampire fiction in the first place. J.R. Rain and Scott Nicholson hit a home run on this one!" -Amazon review

★★★★★ "Comedy in the vein of Mel Brooks or Monty Python! Satiric literature at its best! Poking fun of fans who might take themselves too seriously. Apparently, J.R. wrote this when he was 19 years old, and Scott cleaned it up for him to publish. Thank goodness he did. This book is perfect when you need a good hard laugh. I laughed so hard I dropped my precious Kindle. Thank God for Otterbox! Hopefully, we'll see more of this in the future. Thanks for the laughs, gentlemen." -Amazon review

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Published Aug 22, 2014

222 pages

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