The Anaconda Downstairs (The Cocky Kingmans)

I can get any woman I want... and I do.

So why is the one woman who is completely off-limits knocking on my door?

Someone (my meddling brothers) told her I'm the love guru.

And she wants lessons in falling in love.

Just not with me.


Penelope is curvy, sassy, and my brother's fiancée's best friend. Totally forbidden fruit. But when she asks for dating lessons, I'm suddenly fumbling like a rookie.


I thought love was supposed to hit like a linebacker-fast and hard. Instead, it's a slow burn that's got me breaking all my own rules.


Somehow, I've got to tackle this problem without getting sacked by my overprotective brother.


Oh, and there's an anaconda loose in my house. Because clearly what this situation needs is more complications.



This sports romance features a super-supportive cinnamon roll football player who thought he knew it all when it came to love, a plus-size heroine who will school him while finally learning to love herself, and that Bridgertons-meets-American-Football family that'll have you wishing you were a Kingman... or a Kingman's Queen.

BUY THE BOOK

Published Oct 23, 2024

372 pages

Average rating: 7.38

8 RATINGS

|

Community Reviews

Court Lin
Jan 17, 2025
6/10 stars
I am allllll for body positivity, I myself am a bigger girl myself. That being said I felt at times that being uncomfortable with my own size was shoved down my throat, that we can have plus sized characters to relate to that don't make their plus sized-ness their main personality trait. The announcing of a new album at a music awards show annoyed me when TS did it just as much if not less than when a book character did. I have enjoyed the rest series but for some reason this one was not it, I don't know if it was the weird forcing of current elementary/middle school slang. I'll still finish reading about the Kingmans when their books drop, but this one won't be on the re-read list.

See why thousands of readers are using Bookclubs to stay connected.