Plain Bad Heroines: A Novel

NATIONAL BESTSELLER

The award-winning author of The Miseducation of Cameron Post makes her adult debut with this highly imaginative and original horror-comedy centered around a cursed New England boarding school for girls—a wickedly whimsical celebration of the art of storytelling, sapphic love, and the rebellious female spirit.

“A delectable brew of gothic horror and Hollywood satire . . . deliciously ghoulish.” —Ron Charles, Washington Post

Our story begins in 1902, at the Brookhants School for Girls. Flo and Clara, two impressionable students, are obsessed with each other and with a daring young writer named Mary MacLane, the author of a scandalous bestselling memoir. To show their devotion to Mary, the girls establish their own private club and call it the Plain Bad Heroine Society. They meet in secret in a nearby apple orchard, the setting of their wildest happiness and, ultimately, of their macabre deaths. This is where their bodies are later discovered with a copy of Mary’s book splayed beside them, the victims of a swarm of stinging, angry yellow jackets. Less than five years later, the Brookhants School for Girls closes its doors forever—but not before three more people mysteriously die on the property, each in a most troubling way.

Over a century later, the now abandoned and crumbling Brookhants is back in the news when wunderkind writer Merritt Emmons publishes a breakout book celebrating the queer, feminist history surrounding the “haunted and cursed” Gilded Age institution. Her bestselling book inspires a controversial horror film adaptation starring celebrity actor and lesbian it girl Harper Harper playing the ill-fated heroine Flo, opposite B-list actress and former child star Audrey Wells as Clara. But as Brookhants opens its gates once again, and our three modern heroines arrive on set to begin filming, past and present become grimly entangled—or perhaps just grimly exploited—and soon it’s impossible to tell where the curse leaves off and Hollywood begins.

A story within a story within a story and featuring black-and-white period-inspired illustrations, Plain Bad Heroines is a devilishly haunting, modern masterwork of metafiction that manages to combine the ghostly sensibility of Sarah Waters with the dark imagination of Marisha Pessl and the sharp humor and incisive social commentary of Curtis Sittenfeld into one laugh-out-loud funny, spellbinding, and wonderfully luxuriant read.

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656 pages

Average rating: 7.02

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wardbunch
Mar 26, 2025
4/10 stars
Meh. Too many characters and too many plot twists. Way too long.
laucchi
Jan 13, 2025
8/10 stars
This is one of those books that’s going to stick with me for a looooong while.
Anonymous
Nov 19, 2024
2/10 stars
I just could not get interested in this book. The plot, to me, felt all over the place, and honestly just not interesting at all. I got a little over halfway into the book, I read along to the audiobook. I did give it a real chance, and it just wasn't there, for me. I am not in any way saying it's a bad book, it just wasn't for me. I couldn't relate to the characters or the plot, much less get interested, it just was not my style of writing or a genre I read a lot. I picked this book up because it was listed as LGBTQ+ so my hopes of relating were quite high. I did enjoy bits and pieces of one relationship, it just all went so slow with little plot focus.
Mrs. Awake Taco
Nov 13, 2024
8/10 stars
So, I rated this as 4 stars because I really liked the atmosphere and the audiobook narrator, but for plot I think I would actually give it more like 3.5.



The reason I picked it up was because it sounded so goth and meta. A book about a movie about a book about tragic deaths connected to a book? Excellent. I love the whole genre of turn-of-the-century stuff, schools for girls, gothic stuff...

And as far as atmosphere, this book had it down. I'm not going to forget yellow jackets any time soon. Or the creeping algae. But in terms of plot, I wished it had been edited a little better.

The thing that got me was that the big reveal didn't do anything for me. There's all this weird stuff with Flo and Clara and the book, and then with Eleanor and the book. But then they get into this whole Brookhants things with Harold Brookhants, the Rash brothers, and this Simone woman. Honestly, it really took away from the whole experience. Everything was meant to fall neatly in place and to have it be very horrifying, but because Madame Verdette was such a small character and Harold Brookhants was such a small character and Ava Brookhants was such a small character, it felt like she was trying to pull a rabbit out of a hat and got a gerbil instead. And there was practically no resolution of the movie. They have this horrible scene where Elaine dies (off page, btw) and everyone is unsure of everything and then cut to Cannes. I guess I can understand that they don't want to get into the awkward and boring of it after that, but it just felt anti-climactic. Like, it wasn't as big of a reveal as it should have been. And we never actually talk that much about Flo and Clara and that seemed like a waste of a great storyline. Honestly, there was just too much. It was like Game of Thrones except for a gothic novel, and it works in neither.

I liked it! Will I read something else by her? Sure! Was I a little disappointed? Sure. Doesn't mean I didn't enjoy it overall.
Anonymous
Mar 23, 2024
6/10 stars
2.75 stars.

I sort of wanted to at least give this 3 stars, but I really wasn't into this book. It took me quite a bit to finish and not just because it was 600 pages. Also, like 200 pages could have been cut from this book and it would have been the same story. That was my biggest gripe with this story (well, one of my biggest gripes) - it just sort of rambled on and on. My other issues with the story is that the main actual *point* of the story was relegated to the last 150 pages, and then ended super abruptly. The ending was also quite disappointing and really not worth the 600 page buildup.

A few other people said this as well, but the story in the past and present also didn't really end up coming together. It was just essentially two separate stories in the same book. Well, obviously the story in the past helped explain why they were making a movie in the present, but they could have connected the story a lot more. I also wanted to know more about the curse in the past and get more of an explanation, but everyone just ||died|| and it wasn't satisfying. ||Also it fell into the whole ~gay characters die thing and I wasn't into that.||

I liked the characters, but I never fully connected with them. They were somewhat compelling, but I almost felt like they were too one-note in some ways. The book also spent way too much time on their romantic exploits and not enough on the meat of the story that had been building up for 400 pages or whatever. This goes back to the unsatisfying climax and ending of the story, which was ultimately the biggest disappointment for me after the book spent so long just setting things up.

Also the footnotes were sort of interesting at first but then got super annoying after a bit. I was hoping it would be like the footnotes in [b:Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell|14201|Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell|Susanna Clarke|https:i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1357027589l/14201._SY75_.jpg|3921305] where we would learn about the world and get little details to fill out the worldbuilding, but ultimately, the way that the author spoke to the readers because almost condescending and I did not appreciate the tone that she used.

Finally, I was promised a Gothic novel and I 100% did not get it. Boo.

Anyway, this book was a gift and I wanted to like it, but ah well! Onwards and upwards!

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