Not Today, Satan (Maybe Tomorrow): Poems

Do you think Ted Bundy is the Backstreet Boys of serial killers, not just the Nsync? If yes, then this one is for you. You probably didn't think you'd hear the word splenectomy in a poetry book. And you also probably didn't imagine that someone would wax lyrical on the adventures of Smirnoff Vodka. And you also didn't think Andrew Shaffer would give the best writing advice. Spoiler; don't. Experience all that and more in this funny as hell poetry collection by Andrew Shaffer, which is possibly better than Look Mom I'm a Poet (and So Is My Cat). #TeamEdward #iykyk Not Today, Satan (Maybe Tomorrow) comes out on the 5th of September. For the measly price of $4.99 you can help reassure Andrew Shaffer's wife that there may be some money in poetry. Maybe not a lot because the book is also on Kindle Unlimited. #TeamEdward #iykyk #TeamEdward #iykyk Not Today, Satan (Maybe Tomorrow) comes out on the 5th of September. For the measly price of $4.99 you can help reassure Andrew Shaffer's wife that there may be some money in poetry. Maybe not a lot because the book is also on Kindle Unlimited. Please buy it, the man has an Only Fans. #sponsoredpost #leavethefishalone